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Five baby capybaras born at Zoo Berlin

burgerkid:

me trying to exercise

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darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true



threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails





  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe



tastefullyoffensive:

Helpful WebMD Flowchart [x]


garymanderrr:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says, “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”




nanodash:

This is an image of Tourmaline, photographed from two different angles with polarised light.

Tourmaline is Pleochromic, meaning it changes colour as the angle changes. This isn’t a surface effect like the changing rainbow colours on an oil slick, it happens throughout the crystal.

The crystal structure in Tourmaline is anisotropic, which means it looks different from different directions. That means light coming in from different directions experience different effects and can get absorbed in different amounts, leading to something very cool.

It also happens with other crystals, like this Cordierite

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they aloud to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.





WELCOME TO WONDERLAND
Hello, my name is Caitlyn. 19. Hailing from Canada.





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